What's cooler than being cool? ICE-COLD!
The CRUELTIDE season is here. The wheat must be separated from the chaffe, the tinsel from the coal, and the POWERFUL from the COWERFUL!
DO YOU HAVE?!
- the guts to drink beers in a majestic, snowy ossuary?
- the fortitude to witness devastating PARTY WRESTLING SPECTACLE?
- the STRENGTH to yell, hang-out, and BATTLERAGE IN THE WINTERVOID?!
You do! You know you do! You must!
PWR's SEVENTH PARTY will be its most awesome yet, with cheap craft beers, fantastic decor and human beings falling down over and over and over.
PWR Master Smiths have returned to the FORGE OF SOULS to craft a new PARTYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. Who will wear wrestling's greatest honor? Think it's just a weight-lifting belt with aluminum cans taped to it? Think again! It's a source of XTREME PXWER, and only a true CHAMPEEN can wield it!
PWR's greatest Party Athletes are set to square off. Who made it back from the time portal we opened at our last show? You'll see, you'll know. You'll RADIATE WITH THE POWER OF ETERNAL PARTY JUSTICE!