Wrestleslam I: the Riots of Spring
At Winter Wonderslam, our blood froze as rivalries snowballed and friendships shattered like ice; the PWR multiverse was blown into a fearsome frostwaste of treachery and TRVE KVLT PVRTY VIOLENCE reigned!
Will anything EVER top the feats of daring and depravity we witnessed?! The answer is yes.
WrestleSlam I: The Riots of Spring
PWR is Austin's premier party wrestling federation, and this will be our wildest event yet. Chant, party and go totally bananas as people fall onto eachother in a vaguely wrestling-oriented fashion! Prepare for a Spring renewal of rasslin' entertainment! Heads will explode into satyrs! The leaves of every tree will inexplicably become pan flutes! Fauns will happen! Life itself will shine forth from the squared circle.
And death - the spurned half-brother of life!
Happening a full week before the madness of SXSW, you won't have to worry about lanyard fly-by-nights storming the hood! Keep Austin FEARED!
HATH NOT SAINT MICHAEL A BURNING SWORD?!
SAINT GEORGE A LANCE?!
NOTHING can possibly prepare you for the following insane party regimen:
- Insane, possibly illegal amounts of libations*
- Insane, but likely not illegal amounts of cool decorations and snacks
- The most intense PARTY WRESTLING action ever witnessed. With the aid of a projection system and new raised-platform ring surface, no one will miss out on the mayhem! Definitely illegal!*